Have a laugh! Eight silly 'dad jokes' you need in your life
- What is a cat's favourite colour?
- What kind of kitten works for the Red Cross?
A first-aid Kit.
- What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing' taxi cabs.
- Why are cats good at video games?
Because they have nine lives.
- Why can't a leopard hide?
Because he's always spotted.
- Where did the kittens go for their field trip?
To the mewseum.
- Have you ever seen a catfish?
No. How did he hold the rod and reel?
- What US state has a lot of cats and dogs?
Jokes from http://www.ducksters.com.